This is what I hear,
"Are they all yours?" (No, I "borrow" them from people when they arent looking)
"Do you run a daycare?" (Yes, and just for fun we go on a field trip to the grocery store.)
"At least they are good, and pretty" (Well of course, we throw the ugly, bad ones back.)
and my favorite of the day
"Do you know Sue so n so?" (puzzled I say, "no." ?)
"Oh I thought you would because she told me her friend has 5 kids and I thought that was you."
YES! LOL!! I apparently am the only one in Pa with 5 children, LMBO!!!
Then laughing so hard and feeling a little better about my crap day I decide to call Paul. An older than dirt man says, "Do you talk when you drive too?"
NO OLD MAN I DRINK WHEN I DRIVE!! I just talk on the phone when I unload groceries, didnt know that was a crime.